Say what you will about Aaron Hernandez, at least he killed that scumbag Aaron Hernandez.

This is why Kinja exists

He died doing what he loved...

I can’t wait to see the tattoo he gets for this one.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

This comment suggests that since you aren’t a millionaire, you are familiar with reaching a level of annoyance that you must “beat her ass.”

I just hope the 49ers can handle the distraction.

Fuck these abusive bastards.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Baylor: 52 women allege being assaulted by football players? “We need to proceed with caution. In fact, let’s just pretend nothing happened. Remember, we have no obligation to make our campus safe for the students who pay to be here.”

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

someone sent an anonymous letter to the president of the university alleging that the team was involved in a prostitution ring,

Ah yes, having to hand your cell phone over to the police because some crazy troll mailed a letter. This is truly a great country.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Also, you can be an adult and have friends of the opposite gender. If you’re an adult and in a trusting, committed relationship, this should not be a problem, Mike Pence.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

Since they told the dumpster company what they were doing, I suspect they got a relatively newer, cleaner one.

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.