Actually he is correct.

Ugh. That’s horrible. Like a bad meatloaf.

Unfortunately, thanks to a legal principle called “abatement ab initio”, Aaron’s conviction is now vacated. As if the trial and conviction never happened.

Yes because when you get down to it The NFL doesn’t care if you murder people do drugs rape people nothing. But man if you’re “uppity” now you’re in trouble.

It would appear so.

It’s been a whole day since we had a report of a walk off grand slam. What gives?

That is actually a fact. In case anyone thought you were engaging in unfounded hyperbole.

“... protesting something everyone thinks his bad...” Apparently not everyone thinks it’s bad. My mostly white middle class suburban neighborhood is full of “blue lives matter” signs. I know what that means. I assume those are the same people that voted for trump, which by the way is about half the voters. So I know…

Not bad. Obvious, and someone had to say it. But not bad.

Oh yeah. Merv! How did we miss that?

I only knew it because there is a great line of cigars called the griffins. Logo has a griffin on it. Awesome cigars.

For chrissakes, Michael, he’s not some first grader, he’s your son. Take him to a fucking game if he expressed interest, you cheap fuck. What else is more important to spend the money on? Blink your eyes and he’ll be 20. And you’ll be all I should have taken him to more games. I speak from experience so listen.

Holy shit, dude. But I can’t stand him either.

As a New Jerseyan fuck New Jersey.

There are much better and cheaper ones available. Easier to engineer and produce more power when you done have to hide it in a seat tube. They are great especially in a flat center city or seashore location.

Yeah but now every city has a list like that. Not taking anything away but you don’t have to travel to Wisconsin to get great beer. The Cheese though. Good God the cheese.

I do have a problem with half of this transaction. Christie should have some decorum and dignity and humility and leadership. But I guess trump finally made it ok to be a jerk off even if you hold a high government office.

I like lowlight as a verb.

Boats and hoes!

Hot dogs cut up in original Kraft mac and cheese (yeah with the powder cheese and milk and butter in a pot). Haven’t done it in a long time but favorite “oh dear god I’m a monster” meal.