Dude. Jeans and docksiders no socks. Summertime evening. Get laid for chrissakes.

Perfect. May I use this? It seems like it might be useful these days.

Again, using the word journalism then saying it’s nothing more than entertainment is a clear and present danger. It was supposed to help provide accountability so we the people can govern. Being able to make a living selling newspapers shouldn’t demean its purpose, just like nurses, teachers, and the police aren’t…

I’m sorry you feel that way. The fourth estate had been an important part of our noble experiment. It’s continual deterioration, along with voter apathy, is a threat and an enabler of political corruption and incompetence.

I too was this close to being a millionaire. But some goddam butterfly in china flapped its wings and now I am hopelessly middle class.

What the hell does that mean? How “keep off the grass” can you get? There are slot of good teens in my neighborhood, my kids school, etc. Where do you live that you are so fucking cynical and entitled to attack all teens? Were you ever a teen?

Wasn’t that Manti Te’o?

And at the same time undermine education and job training programs which is what these folk need to break the cycle of depending on coal (or any single commodity would be just as risky) and start bootstrapping to better times ( at least for their children).

Of course it’s real. Haven’t you been paying attention?

“I gave them a sword and they stuck it in and they twisted it with relish. I guess if I’d been in their position, I’d have done the same thing.”
– Richard Nixon to David Frost, 1977

Wrong.

Wrong. The entire sentence gets the period. The parenthetical comment is inside the sentence. Just happens to be at the end.

This makes me nauseous. How did that fucking loser Hillary not tell her to stay the duck away from my campaign then throw her out a window? Worst publicity association for a candidate ever. H just couldn’t see that shit. Sorry. I didn’t completely love Hillary but now look what we have. Neither party could put a real…

What the fuck does that even mean? Ruining everything. Is everything ruined? Everything? Is it the fault of this class if people you have defined? Can anything be done about it? Wouldn’t it be of the utmost importance to solve this one problem if it is the cause of everything being ruined? Do you have health…

I think he meant you. He thinks you are ruining everything. Everything that is wrong in the world and with his life is your fault. I think that’s what he meant.

That’s the problem. Thankfully your system does need evidence. But rape and sexual abuse doesn’t immediately provide it. That’s why we have abused children growing up to abuse others or commit suicide or just suffer silently.

No excuse, huh? Look into it. It’s not like having your car stolen. Some victims can’t bring themselves to admit that it happened. Some can’t bring themselves to tell anyone at all. Some get through that and tell someone -friend, parent, authorities like campus police, even police - and they are told to not pursue it…

Have another beer.

Wut?

Perfect. Best comment of them all. I fucking hate soccer. It’s fucking Pong. Duller than TV golf. I want any time I’ve spent exposed to soccer added back to the end of my life on my deathbed. And Europeans are all like those fucking Mentos commercials about it.