You’re fun.

Because that’s what makes this awesome joke work?

Wrong. And stupid.

True

False

So much wrong.

When you finished writing that comment you should have eaten a bullet.

We are truly fucked.

Switch to Hi-C. Right out of the giant can.

I breathe and sometimes walk for a living. Vacations are tough.

I told you to move on. Now you’re trying to get another dog in? Geez. You really missed this one. It’s ok.

Geez you really missed this one. Just move on.

That wasn’t easy, but you pulled it off. I’ll star anything that helps us admit as a nation that trump is a crass, misinformed, uninformed, disinformed, anti-intellectual dolt. I also happen to think he’s an asshole, but that’s a relative judgement and personal opinion, not fact.

God I hope when I get to hell I can find you and we can hang out.

That’s what should have happened. But it’s not the way it ever works apparently.

Yeah but we have a legal system so this is not a good idea. Fun to think about it maybe. But not a good idea.

I agree. We want everybody to be something else. She’s a tennis player.

Oh god. Please don’t make any suggestions like that. That was horrible. It went on for like 500 days.

Just checking. You know who that is, right?

Peter thiel is one of the biggest assholes of our time. The world would be a better place if he was never born. And somewhat better if he would die.