In the South a traitor is considered a Great American.

We are approaching mid-90's level no calls on traveling. Which concerns me. It used to enrage my Dad so fucking much back then. Pat Ewing alone gave my Dad a peptic ulcer. Now my Dad is 25 years older. This may kill him.

“In Russian traditional family culture parent-child relationships are built on the authority of the parents’ power,” adding, “The laws should support that family tradition.”

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

“it should be able handle an autonomous trip from New York to Los Angeles, drop its driver in Times Square and park itself.”

So a team’s record means jack squat and we should only judge them by their end result?

“I was on the Jets beat at the time.”

I’ve never felt so bad for someone I don’t know.

This is when he lost his players

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

That’s every IRL Shawn Bradley game.

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

Whatever this period has been spanning the Bush years until now has been characterized by people who are extremely bad at their jobs doing very, very well despite (?) that fact. No one has been so committed to not only being bad at their job, but somehow, despite being on the front row for most of the essential…

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Coincidentally, you can form a roughly Brock Oswiler-shaped sculpture made entirely out of $100 bills (total cost: $18 million), and it’s a little more mobile than he is.

The rookie wall is real. SB opportunities are rare. I think he’s got one more week.

I remember a time Dick Butkus hit Gale Sayers, in the back, with a truncheon, before the ball had even been punted, and he was ON THE SAME DAMN TEAM

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?