I like the direction of the joke, but I’m just verifying that you know her cervix isn’t in her pee hole, right?

Good, now he and Sanders are free for the new double act I’m putting together.

“I regret everything,” Fuck2016 said. “I should have shut up, gone in and gone home. I apologise for that.”

FIFA has declared that Fuck2016 must make his next three comments in an empty story due to the organization’s ban on political displays.

It was John Moss, the ref was John Moss.

His punishment will be to zip up his jacket successfully 10 times in a row.

sorry charlitos, it is our duty to watch.

I am honestly uncertain if you are kidding or not, I am going to guess not.

For all the fear and allusions to right-wing Nazi racists being the reason that Trump won, this is a sorely ignored point. People of all backgrounds are financially hurting and have very little hope for the future.

You are correct that it is those ages 16+ with no cap, but the underlying assumption (though reasonable) actually doesn’t turn out to be true; Boomers haven’t been able to retire in large numbers since the recession due to the overextension on the housing purchases and their nest eggs getting thrashed.

There are a few…

Donald Trump targeted the votes in the states that you know, won him the actual election.

What planet do you live on? How about we start with corporate debt:

So ironic that the candidate least suited to address these issues was the only one smart enough to campaign on them.

I’m just trusting that when Howard said he saw something first hand, that he did.

Well, I don’t doubt it, because I don’t make unsubstantiated leaps in logic based on circumstantial, faulty premises. If that’s the way you operate, that’s your own burden.

Do you not believe that Tim Howard, a man who played on the team, would have insight into the matter?

Oh yeah, this gawker journalist knows better, your totally right.

Let’s be real. If she was not a transwoman, she’d be left for her entire sentence, and very few people would care, government or no. But she became a figurehead of more than one social movement, so I guess her crimes are okay now?

Bears in the snow during playoff season? Surely you jest.

He’s right though. Abstinence is the only totally effect form of birth control.

I haven’t seen a pissing contest involving somebody with a prosthetic leg this hotly contested since Paul McCartney’s divorce.