Spoken like a true wannabe.

You are such a fucking wannabe. You have to get out of the basement to burn it down, cupcake.

Bring it, wannabe.

That’s a heart.

Seems to me you’re the only one here whining. About a me maligning the literary equivalent of an abortion..

Easy cupcake, don’t get so riled up. You’re taking it a bit personal aren’t ya? Did you write that blog version of a cold plate of dog shit?

It’s not the national mood. It’s a marketing gimmick.

A stillborn one, and without an editor.

What’s even shittier than this article is the used Shutterstock photo of toy cars in front of a cell phone. Couldn’t even find a stock photo of a real drive in? Wish I could get paid to phone it in.

Another non story. Try harder.

Fuck your mother first.

Yeah they would probably be overrun by blind lesbians.

What sun was that, dipshit?

The Amazon workers’ reply....

What country do you live in?