Barry, I fucking love you. NBA on NBC is not only the greatest theme...it could be one of the greatest pieces of music ever written. John Tesh, we speak your name.

All you can eat shrimp, huh?

Eh give the team a break about what they're called — after all, why would the Redskins know anything at all about a title?

I agree with the ad. It'd be pretty horrifying to be identified with the Riddell Corporation these days.

To be honest, this makes me really uncomfortable. I just don't know how I feel about a Congress actually doing something.

If I understand the people against the name change correctly, this means that the National Congress of American Indians has a serious case of white guilt.

"Cheering for a football team should never include the casual use of a racial slur."

Oh man, that's gonna ruin Bennett's season.

Streater: [reaches for cookies]

Beats by Dre suck. I only use I'm Sorry Baby I Only Did It Because I Love You So Much, You Know? by Dre

Idiot. +1

Wade will almost certainly use this video and the testimony of the man who shot the video in his defense. At the very least, it establishes that he had not been drinking whiskey.

How sad it is when the good people in the City of Brotherly Love get lonely.

I once again do not respect Jay Glazer's choices.

This Man Crashed His Car Into A Building. You'll Be Amazed At What Comes Next.

The Maple Leafs' planned response next game:

Daaaaammmmmnnnn those ladies are fiiiiiiiiiined!

It'sa me! Your Supplier

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

I can't wait till the racists explain that it's apples and bananas.