I did get my head stuck in a police horse once.

Hey everyone, look at perfect over here!

Or even drinking water between alcoholic drinks, as the article suggests. I haven’t had a hangover in years and I attribute that to making sure I drink shit tons of water throughout a night of drinking, constant potty breaks be damned.

Be sure you pull your pants down before pooping with the EasyGoPro - unlike this guy in the picture.

Be sure you pull your pants down before pooping with the EasyGoPro - unlike this guy in the picture.

Pretty sure Trump can do no wrong in their eyes. She’s a model, therefor a perfect woman. They all wish they had trophy wives of their own. Claims that she is an illegal alien is just more liberal whining and lies because they lost.

This is why I’ve pretty much stopped using Facebook and Twitter to comment on things and am almost exclusively sharing my thoughts on Kinja now. If you don’t want to be trolled, you can dismiss them here and focus on replying to the people who have something interesting to say.

That is inaccurate. I am definitely not a fan of anything Trump, but the story there is she is staying in Manhattan so their son can remain in the school he is in through at least the current school year. To be fair (I try to be), President and Mrs. Obama are remaining in DC so their daughter can finish high school…

Oh no, I have a Great Dane. I can leave MANY burning bags of dog poo. ;)

Sure and no Clintonistas have been known to be petty or obnoxious. Let’s talk cars and keep shitty political shit somewhere else. Jalopnik is going to hell in a hand basket.