Basically, this will just be a forum for fanboys to beat on any reviewer who criticises something that they are in favour of. I hate the internet sometimes.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

@Slagathorian: If he finds that you strangled it, you get a high-five, and then you're initiated into their secret society

@Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair): That guy out of My Two Dads and Mad About You. Because he was in My Two Dads and Mad About You.

@deanbmmv: That'll learn him.

@murderface_: Ironically, given that his hit was called "Informer", I was never able to understand what he was saying.

@djsmiley2k: HMV are selling Mass Effect for £17.99

Aaron Fornarino should have gone round to the guy's office for a chat

@Aklost: Leave it out! I'm in Glasgow - rhyming slang is popular here too:

Because you're supposed to feel friendly and affectionate towards it.

Could we have a sub-plot where you have to impregnate a team-mate's wife without the national press finding out?

For god's sake, please, no more Florence and the Machine! We're drowning in it!

@NeöStarr: This one looks pretty good...

Just to add to the general Patrick Stewart-love on this thread, I'd like to point to the excellent article he wrote on domestic violence in the Guardian recently:

So no beard-growing minigame then?

Do you need to repeatedly hammer the circle button to open it?

@Heartless got it memorized.: No, you should be heading for the pub

I can't even begin to imagine what the Xbox Live chat would be like on one of those games

@Scotland: Barring unfortunate zoo accidents, you are absolutely correct

@Scotland: I suppose I'll have to ask...