As long as it isn't Alive, you'll be fine.

@Ducktape: Maybe this is seen as an incentive for PS3 owners to pick Dante's Inferno over GOW3

I'm really just stirring here (since I live in the UK), but can residents of US territories such as American Samoa enter?

@AJMatesi: That must have been really difficult. At least tell me you used a mirror?

Flaming Moe?

@poken1151: Why don't you want to hear about sprinters?

@Scotland: You know, statistically, six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

@Scotland: Ah, the good old Buckfast Triangle

@Calchas0101: What about the battle?

@Scotland: Oh, you're one of THOSE Scots;-)

Surely Dallas is best known for the eponymous soap opera of the 80's? Myself, I'm from Glasgow. It's best known for drunkards, religiously-charged football matches (and the violence that accompanies them) and a certain long-haired stand-up comedian.

@branchan: I can't reply to it without promoting it... tard

@TheHeartBreakKid: That may be the largest number of people ever insulted by a single comment. Well done, sir!

"get down with the bambini"

@MindPrints: I'm not too familiar with non-Christian religious imagery, I'll leave it up to others to suggest suitable images. Maybe someone with more Photoshop skillz than me could knock together a mash-up.

How's about something really Christmassy, like Pieter Aertsen's Adoration of the Magi

@Witzbold: I didn't have a specific picture in mind, but I was definitely thinking that something by Norman Rockwell would be appropriate.

Wow, he looks totally different in Desperate Housewives.

@frodoisdead: Damn right. With a virtual half-eaten ice cream in front of him.

@phicaluk: Also get James Richardson for the commentary. So two things.