I was in Borders the other day and there was a whole section devoted to "Supernatural Romance". Stephanie Meyer has a lot to answer for.

@MetalSonic7: Your wish is my command:

I have to say, this flies in the face of my experience. I've lost two PS3s to Blu-Ray drive failures, and both times Sony has replaced the console for free within a week no questions asked (the second time after my warranty had lapsed). Low marks for hardware reliability, but very high marks for customer service.

Irn Bru and a fry-up, of course.

@Primebuster: Let's be realistic here.

For clarity's sake, I am in no way gay-bashing when I say that homonyms and homophones are a pain in the ass.

@Normania: I say both. But then I'm married.

Don't suppose the word "fanny" is in the game?

It took literally minutes to photocopy those code wheels.

@KirbyMorph: Just hold on while i get the Bat Troll Repellent out of my utility belt.

@the7k: There's a bit where Joker says something like "I might let you keep Harley - you could use a decent sidekick". I took that as a reference to Robin. My theory - Robin will appear in the inevitable sequel.

Damn, Gavrilo Princip is going to be pissed off when he hears about this.

@Ozyman666: You've just given me a great idea - Avant-Garde Hero. "Play along to the hits of Philip Glass, John Cage and Karl-Heinz Stockhausen! With new typewriter peripheral!"

@Penchinon: The, er, Bright Squire?

It's like one of those fairground games where you have to use the water gun to inflate and then burst the balloons.

Someone should tell Bill Wyman that video games can be used to entice teenage girls - that'd change his mind.

@kitsuneconundrum:

@Superspecs: Then drops a chandelier and falls through a bar.

Scottish beer:

@MyBigToe: We can never decide whether we're in Europe or not. The way I look at it is this: if Iceland gets to be in Europe, then I'm damn sure we are.