I can't help but be oddly suspicious of this and the last-minute abortion-vote cancellation in the House last week (credit given to House Republican women) - like it's all part of some grand scheme to make people think, hey, the new, younger Republican women are okay! The party's turning around! And then there's…

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

And this is where I tap or for the day.

Her "vision" is "what if Edward Cullen weren't a vampire and he did have a lot of sex with Bella?" I am 98% sure that the director was desperately fighting to turn the books somehow, someway into a movie that wouldn't insult the intelligence of a normal adult audience. I mean, I hear what you're saying about…

Everything I hear about Shia LaBeouf further convinces me that he just had a really fucked up childhood. Like, feral almost.

She votes Republican because her parents do, and also because sluts

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

Flushing tampons down the toilet is the real horror here. NOT SO SEXY WHEN YOU HAVE POOP WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A PLUMBER ON THE PHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING, CHRISTIAN, EH?

It seems as if a paper magazine and a digital site are... two different things... I have to go process this, brb

Depending on a break up. If he cheated, I'd swallow the damn thing and shit it out. But i'm the nasty, vindictive kind.

well he cheated on me & it was a very expensive ring so i sold it & bought myself a car, champagne & a really great mixing console.

A friend of mine proposed to his horrible girlfriend with his dead mother's ring. After several months of being engaged and miserable, he finally came to his senses and broke off the engagement. The official reason for breaking off the engagement was complicated, but had a lot to do with her being emotionally…

This guy is impossibly badass (longer video version is here)