Bryan is tall man, well over six feet, well above average okay? The size of his collars are proportionate to his height. There is nothing to see here, move on!

Nice.

I think Flavor Flav put it best when he said:

Without doubt, her number is 69

Understandable given how much time we’ve been spending together

NEVER

It didn’t have to go that way. It could’ve been more like, “Honey, you won’t believe what happened at work today.”

jeff...please, relax.

Much like his hairline, it’s not the lie. It’s the cover-up.

Highly unlikely that he would immediately suspect his wife, and just as unlikely that she is engaged at the level from which the tweets came. It doesn’t make sense. Okafors health? No.

The second, maybe, but that still implicates him directly. The first, do you really think the first person someone asks if they’ve betrayed him is his wife? If so, I suggest you find a divorce lawyer.

he asked if she knew about it and told her to delete it when she said yes. then the usual futile ‘deny everything’ plan went full steam ahead

This is my favorite sports story ever. Inject every new detail directly to my veins. Please.

He called her and said, “did you do this?” or “oh fuck, they caught you!”

Ok, then how’d she know immediately?

if he was paranoid enough to tweet through her phone he’d be wise enough not to use her number as a recovery failsafe. it was pretty obviously her tweeting about all that, husbands vent to their wife about workplace stress all the time

I don’t know what’s worse, that he was tweeting this stuff, or that he was going through her phone. Big no no.

Ah, so she picked out those shirts for him. This warms my heart.

Thanks Jeff Van Hungry.

The tweets came from: INSIDE THE HOUSE!