Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

You know this nasty racist troll-shit calls other people “snowflakes” and is going to come out with a statement soon about witchhunts and persecution and how hard it is to be a conservative in America in 3, 2, 1......

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

It’s amazing how many people seem to think Deadspin, Gizmodo, etc are all a single person.

I didn’t bother watching because Albert Burneko said that the series was already over.

Very true, I just doubt the Rockets will continue to communicate on defense every game for 48 minutes. That’s because they never have. In fact, I can’t think of any D’Antoni team that ever has. I also don’t think they can continue to hit shots like they did last night. The Rockets played their best while to Warriors…

I’m curious to see how far this analysis can be taken.

You guys should just add those automatic time-generators to the kinja machines. I know a guy who sells namebrand-quality generators at a fraction of the price, if you’re interested. It may seem like a luxury item now, but the longterm benefits really outweigh the costs.

‘As well as Houston played, the Warriors seemed affected by the team boredom that occasionally showed up in the regular season.’

close comments, we’re done here

+ number 2

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

“they think this is no fun, wait til they have to play 82 games next year without lebron, and with whatever knicks players they can trade love for.”

I’m sure this asshat would be more than happy to mansplain it to you.....

The DOE taking this seriously.

Pekgoz says he once identified as a feminist “until he gradually realized that it wasn’t gonna get him laid.”

I hate you.