With any luck, one day he may own the Charlotte Hornets of Delaware.

“And don’t forget Giancarlo Stanton.”

you get a .433 from kissing Vodka Sam

Vodka Sam?

+3 Nailed it.

Seems like you knew...eggs-actly how corny that headline was.
YEEAAAAA-
But the joke was too good to...Passover!
YEEAAAAA-

Christ, enough with the puns.

Probably took him 3 days to come up with it.

Jesus, what a headline...

I know if I delve into this I’ll find out that she’s a hard-edged and unpleasant taskmaster but, for now, leave me with my thought that Muffet is adorable.

What do you mean? I often invite my spouse to my office so people can take our picture as we reload paper into the copy machine.

Wait a minute...you’re telling me that the coach’s name is Muffet McGraw, and that’s not the lede of this story?

Okay, I’m finally gonna just come right out and beg: Can I get out of the grays?

I mean, the initial purpose of the grays was to prevent people from carpet-bombing Jezebel with porn images, right? Let the record show that I do not carpet-bomb Jezebel with porn! Now let me out of commenting purgatory!

She has to fuck Steve Mnuchin. Think about that.

Muffet McGraw is the most women’s-basketball-coachiest name that ever named a women’s basketball coach.

Chuck up, and miss, a ton of shots but still take (and make) the game winning shot? Arike really does idolize Kobe.

This is... not funny. -1

I posit that, regardless who is actually the home team, all Denver/OKC matchups should use the phrase Thunder-Nuggets, because it sounds like something Yosemite Sam would say.

There’s at least one other Deadspin person that shares a similar sentiment.

This is a good blog post. It is fun to imagine this play being blogged about on a Wednesday instead, though - the headline would be something like Let Us Unite In Disdain Of Corey Brewer’s Terrible Defense. In general I enjoy how when the weekend hits deadspin dot com switches from…