I work at a department store and it is mind-boggling what people will bring in.

If you want to be an optometrist, maybe that would help him too.

Technically, he didn’t say the WHOLE paint. So 8 feet might be optimistic.

Yeah, the ice did look bad, and as someone else notes, his skates sounded a little strange. I can’t imagine it was too cold because that’s really hard to do on an indoor rink with climate controls and spectators who you have to keep from freezing to death, but something was not right. At minimum they should have…

I’m not sure why it affects anything really

Then maybe don’t read Deadspin for the next few weeks? Or I guess the millions of Americans interested in the Olympics could stop reading about them online to appease your disinterest.

The article states she is enrolled in a university. One would hope she developed the minimum of critical thinking skills..... or just, you know, regular damn thinking skills.

From what I read, the airline rep told her she could either flush it or set it free outside (in the freezing winter). Her parents were hours away, couldn’t rent a car, etc she felt like she had no choice and flushing was the least cruel option. Still not the most rational decision, but you know. Maybe that’s why she…

I keep glancing at my puppy, and I just can’t fathom... I feel awful when I accidentally startle her. I can’t...

That’s what kills me. She really thinks describing how terrified her pet was before she killed it is going to make people feel bad for HER.

And even if they did, so fucking what? Someone suggesting you should behave an abominably cruel manner doesn’t give you an excuse to do it.

Is there a problem with the ice? Lots of falls tonight and there seems to be a lot of snow on the ice.

Agreed! It doesn’t move the needle at all against the Warriors this year, but these dudes are not 80, probably don’t hate each other, and (most importantly) slightly increases the chances LeBron comes back.

Oh for sure! I’m a little lower on Clarkson than I think you are, but it’s all fair. I didn’t even mean it in a “Ley is an idiot” way (which he still might be, who knows!), but in a “the NBA is absolutely fucking bonkers” way.

I don’t think Ley was alone in holding that opinion (I certainly did) but yea, that trade did not work out at all. With that said, their new lineup seems fun.

Hey you know what would be super cool? If you didn’t try to weaponize my sexuality to insult someone when you could just insult their views. By calling him a closeted queer or whatever the fuck, you are buying into the homophobic idea that people with hatred toward us must have issues with their own sexuality. No, he…

I mean I’m a lady loving lady through and through, but when I saw the picture I had to say “wow”. I’m definitely checking out the figure skating tonight.

So when Pence said he would never have dinner with a woman who is not his wife, he was being truthful.

Nailed it, VP Q-tip wants a little something.

Now you made me think of it.