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Works fine in Chrome on my iPhone 7, and the videos are default muted. 

While he’s doing it in Free Solo they point out that he’s smiling and someone says Alex is having the best day of his life.

Except that his wife is prettier than both of them combined, and actually a good person. 

Well then clearly we need to be able to see through the fucking wall!

Yes, foh

Got it, because guys will be throwing 60lb bags of drugs over the wall and might hit you.

The tops of the shoes don’t add to your overall height. 

He rated it as easier than a 5.8. If you have never climbed before and are not missing a limb, a 5.8 should be pretty easy for you. 

I like to think that he got like fucking Tommy Caldwell, who then pretended to try and fail to climb it, just so they would build the stupidest wall possible. 

Why do you need to be able to see through it?

Call you stupid?

Mine hasn’t stopped beating yet either, a fortiori given that I am typing this.  I’m hoping for a good 60 more years.

What’s wrong with Matthew Yglesias? I don’t see how he belongs on the list. 

It is true that what guys are really in it for is their partner getting off.

This is the joke

Well otherwise it wouldn’t fit through the basketball ring

Raiders are used to going great distances in the name of bounty and booty, but bears are more inclined to hole up and shut down than welcome a change of scenery.

+1 cross-coupling chiasmus

Ah, to be young and formidable

What do you mean nothing he could do? He could have it removed. Shrunk to zero. Problem solved.