I thought he already invited them. 

No, not if you’re expecting “non-apologies.”

Glad there was an actual injury.

Nonchalantly palming it

They’ll get him for the minimum but it would be weird after he was so useless for the Cavs at the end. 

Yeah exactly.

+1 mushroom cloud

Honestly, this is a pipe dream. 

[sorry redundant]

But not very watchable.

I’m calling for a VAR review of whether a catapult and a trebuchet are substantively different entities.

I think it more spreads out in all directions. 

Like, I’ve heard of Rui Hachimura. He’s tall and half black and half Japanese, like Naomi Osaka, whom I’ve also heard of, which sounds cool. Also, if I had the opportunity to talk to Rui Hachimura, I’d probably be too shy to do so.

Not sure because I’m 5 myself but I think this means that the Lakers will not have cap room to sign a max free agent so no Kawhi, no Butler, no Kemba.

Uncle Dennis was WHAT NOW????

Gee I wonder what it is about Masai that caused the officer to feel threatened by him doing a non-threatening thing?

You are baselessly assuming that it has not already happened

Ah...relaxing on the patio with my shirt off, getting a tan from your take.

Maybe they could dump CP if they bundled Harden with him. 

Though: