We found Tim Duncan’s burner.

“3) Pee pee wipes: band aid sized wet wipes that men can use post shake-off to fully clean themselves. Men will buy them if they are offered in flavors instead of scents”

If you know how to play chess, it is a nice sport to follow because you are actually doing some chess yourself just by looking at some recent grand master games.

Counterpoints:

“The Pelicans suck.”

It’s hard to rush the 3 line when Steph is hitting over 50% from 30-35 feet. You’d have to rush the whole floor.

Please elaborate. 

“I’m a little afraid to ask whererelegation from the fifth division sends you.”

IN MY VEINS.

She’s just not that into you.

I heard that Kerr, as the shiny incoming coach, said that he signed on to coach the splash brothers, and if they traded Klay for Love he didn’t want the job.

They lost that Finals though. 3-1. Ouch. 

It must be embarrassing to be a country whose people hate immigrants so much that they voted for something terrible that they’re now stuck with.

That happens to him in the playoffs regardless. This is going to make it happen sooner. Dude is famous for his step back, not his gas tank. 

I’m shocked!!!!!!!!!!

If only they had a young, brilliant coach...

Yeah supposedly Obama and Biden actually like each other. 

Sorry, that cockroach will outlive us all.

“I wouldn’t even turn back if I realized I had forgot half of my pants.”

“JT” has gotta be up there for best name made of initials.