George W Bush used to stick firecrackers into frog’s asses and blow them up.

I was a server for a while and am old, but I can’t remember ever instructing my diners about archaic gender-appropriate social behavior rules.

Aw, fucking A, that’s awesome news.

Yes, I absolutely agree.

Both Roosevelts had some shitty ideas about who was fully human and mattered. All you can say for them is that they felt some responsibility to those people, which is a sub-basement-low bar very few of the other Presidents has crossed. 

Since Lara Trump’s strategies include being paid by her pig of a father-in-law to sweat the fat off his dumbest child, I’m saying maybe no.

Oh, you and me both.

I truly hope something happens to him which makes him horribly ashamed of what he is.

Dennis Burnham was four years younger and lived around the corner from Donald. He inherited his own impression of his neighbor from his mother, who warned that he should “stay away from the Trumps.”

and the weird thing is? That his mom was listed living at his grandmother’s address in 1935, a year before she married Fred, so it looks as if the woman Captain Goldleaf is still trying to impress was actually a Trump family domestic worker.

I would have thought that they’re worried about tourists giving credit card information to non-existent restaurants.

Fun Wilbur fact: for a brief shining moment, he was married to Betsy McCaughey, the blunt instrument Andrew Sullivan used to kill universal healthcare (which, yes, made her Betsy Ross). She was, also briefly, the Lt Gov of NYS under Al D’Amato’s full employment for Republican women with nice legs plan (see also: Judge…

Mr. Poe, sir. I wasn’t expecting you today. I would have laid out some opium.

Or at least Gadsden flag bumper stickers.

It’s not like nobody was ever rolled up on bad DNA evidence, but this isn’t DNA from a ten year old rape kit that was stored in someone’s glove compartment. This is DNA from a human child.

Roosevelt? Not a fan. But he was pretty much the father of the modern dytopian hellscape Republican party, so he gets good press.

_Of course, as with all the rest of their decisions, it’ll be the winemakers that actually have to face the financial consequences, not Ivanka or anybody else in the Trump administration_

Well, Trump certainly admires Jackson, in a no fair I don’t get to genocide people kind of way.

I can sort of see it. What he did becomes a lot less abstract if she’s actually aware of what’s happening to her and has no way to communicate it.

The axis of evil tried to purge the civil service when they first got in, partially to pack the jobs with their own people and partially just to cripple government services, I think, and they got slapped down.