Eureka and Warehouse 13

Try something smoked on the sweet potato and roasted onion flavor. 

Why are we carrying water for Trump’s buddies at the Enquirer now? Probably the only decent thing Jeff Bezos ever did was make enemies running the only newspaper that pushed back on Trump in 2016.

Too, if you were rich, somebody was way more likely to notice and record when you died.

It’s a movie about stalkers fighting over a woman like two dogs with a lamb chop while they each try to manipulate her into having sex with them, and the best-known scene is her cluelessly rubbing sperm into her hair. Why would the audience for that object to a skeever director waving his dick around?

or he could end up like Woody Allen, with a Mar a Lago membership and a yearly movie nobody watches. Have hope.

By all accounts (including his) his childhood was a nightmare because he was abused. He gives interviews to mass market outlets talking about how he’s a better man because he knows not to be the man his father was to his children.

He’s OK with all the decisions he’s made in his life. Despite having apologized for them repeatedly.

There can be 99 lawyers in the room who don’t believe in you...

Did you? Where?

Trump’s brother was a prep school buddy of someone who went to work in Penn’s admissions office, so he got squeezed in as a transfer when he washed out of Fordham (jesuits have standards).

In fairness, she also tried to get professors she thought were guilty of wrong!think fired, which is the kind of thing the guy who built the Atlantic contrarian bullpen and then moved to the OpEd page looks for.

The woman covered sports. I can’t help but think that someone who came up writing respectfully about a pastime where fans sit outside in the sleet for hours half naked and covered with paint could come up with some more respectful way of describing making a joyful noise.

Also the wheel is at least 5500 years old.

The word intransigence and the fact that he failed to write a proper possessive the word before. Democrats’, intern.

and yet, Chris Rock, who did the same lame bit, is still out and around because he didn’t drug women and rape them.

and it’s super-popular with people who collect paychecks from Republicans.

Yeah, but that’s Jezebel too. Compare the “Beto is a loser because he posted a goofy video” article to the week of swooning because AOC wore lipstick in an incredibly powerful and affirming way which made her the leader we need.

Only in the sense that Huey Long was a populist - which is to say, if you radically restrict who you define as people.

Are they, though? Because Nolan failed upward from Gawker (where he celebrated the raw courage it took to expand the Frank rule to cover outing private citizens who were being blackmailed by hookers) to become the local brand ambassador for the currently fashionable careerist crappy-internet-bro-themed shit takes. It…