I often say: CNN is more dangerous than Fox News.

I think the answer lies somewhere with quantum mechanics. We’ll find out eventually, but perhaps not in our lifetimes.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

I heard he has his steaks monogrammed.

I bet they were next to some ketchup.

Sending food back is a good way to get extra toppings for free.

I am sure in his team meetings Trump gushes over how effective Hitler was and how it showed one man really can make things happen.

Dear cops of America: HOW ARE YOU NOT SEEING NEWS REPORTS AND/OR GETTING THIS BY NOW?

EXCLUSIVE: Photo shows Donald Trump debate strategy.

Elephants are the best! And bonus points for the Alps-crossing, elephants take things like champions (I mean, really, elephants are about the last animal who should ever be able to cross a mountain range). 12/10, would give life for in battle.

Well, even if you don’t want to drink it yourself, you can always pay it forward by gifting it to a friend or family member who also happens to be a working woman, sexual abuse survivor, LGBT, Latin@, etc.

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.” - Prof Farnsworth

“It is long overdue for parents to realize they have the right and duty to protect our children against the intolerant evolutionists.”

There’s a local woman here in Oklahoma who once drunkenly flashed her tits at a cop and got arrested. She’s now forced to live in a hotel on the outskirts of town, along with many other sex offenders, many of whom are violent. Her sixteen year old daughter is constantly threatened by them. I’m so thankful that the…

As someone who has been abused as a child, I totally have to disagree with this. I don’t think the problem is in the punishments; it’s in the charge. Some people should not be convicted as sex offenders in the first place (i.e. 18-year-old guy above who had consensual sex with his 14-year-old girlfriend, or guy who…

Yeah it’s CPS’s job to investigate situations involving lack of judgement that can lead to escalated neglect, whether physical, emotional, or mental. If Huma sent a pic of herself in panties flashing cleavage to a random guy with her son next to her, I have a feeling her parental judgement and the emotional welfare of…

“Hi, I ate this entire steak and all the sides, but I didn’t like them. Please comp this meal.”

If you play a game for 50 hours and ask for a refund you are a lame ass.

Cooking is an art.

Some say opinions can never be wrong. They are wrong. This is wrong. Skins are the best.