At this point, I’m not even angry at Republicans. Between the lot of them, there aren’t two brain cells to rub together. They genuinely can’t process the basic information necessary to see the value of a better health care system.

Very infrequently. I’ve hit a temporary - but boringly drawn out - lull at work, and propping the system up in tabletop mode has been comfortable a couple times when I’m feeling so lazy I don’t even want to lift the console (It’s cool, the boss is fine with it. He’s been playing Civ.). Mostly, handheld mode is my…

Not a hoopy frood, that one.

She literally advocated for this exact same plan. Hell, she worked this exact type of attack against this exact target into most of her campaign speeches. Yes, she genuinely would have started WWIII, in the very same way Trump is doing right now.

No, many humans use such language. It is a very ordinary thing for humans to do.

That one and the last one were just perfect.

I see you’ve read at least one of the many studies that has come to the same conclusion as this one.

Sometimes, a failure is just a failure.

Nah, fuck you, timmy. If you weren’t a complete piece of shit, I might feel kinda bad about what folks are saying. But, considering you’ve alienated everyone with a functioning brain, you can go fuck yourself. Burn in hell, “christian”.

Oh come on, counting higher than two is practically impossible. I mean, how many fingers can you even count if they’re so damn short?

This is the fucking dumbest thing to complain about. Y’all are a bunch of whiny little children.

I already had it pre-ordered because I new I’d like the game, but that exact passage really confirmed to me that I had made the right choice. I’m so glad I have tomorrow off so I can tear right into this.

I don’t see anything wrong with you wanting to keep it unopened, but I’m probably going to be hanging that map even before I open my Switch tomorrow. And that Sheikah Slate case is just begging to be used.

I’m not just germaphobic, but diagnosed with obsessive compulsive disorder relating to my aversion to germs, and I refuse to eat a piece of beef beyond medium rare. This isn’t a germaphobe thing, it’s a classless boor thing.

I genuinely can’t remember if this was already reported last year, or if it was simply innate knowledge I instinctively possessed.

I pre-ordered the gray version, because the asymmetry of the blue and red would’ve driven me nuts.

You’re as delusional as the Republicans.

Right? Wasn’t it Forbes that estimated his net worth at ~$140 million at best? I’m assuming it’s less than that until his publicly available tax records prove otherwise.

You should probably cry about it some more.

You mean like, exactly what he did? It’s not his fault the Dem candidate did less than nothing to inspire voters.