I, wonder, if, alcohol was related... ; )

@Canoehead: I got a very anooying spec of dust that "ruined" (not really) my trip to Niagara Falls... : )

I'm a CCD clean freak - No way I'm doing this : )

When you said "Glock" I was hoping for a full-automatic 18C.

@soldstatic: BB Storm 9530!

@NoobixCube: Looks more like a speckled painted floor. . .

She should have to go run laps while he answers questions; sans rebuttal.

Amazing!

This isn't The Chive... is it? : )

Can I PLEASE permanently install this into my body?

I now understand cloud computing.

I read that in auto-tune... strange.

If an American owns a company, there should be a law that restricts these tax dodges...

Physicists get a 'he car' ?

"200 Million years before the big bang..."

From a marketing manager for a Online Casino and Poker room... those gambling aides are extremely profitable.

I'm trying hard to find the reason why anyone would care about comparing a laptop to an axe.

Export embargo? That's bad for business! .... Just air drop two laptops with free unrestricted satellite internet every hour ...

It's for porn... it's gotta be.

What happens when the cars flips off the track near the back corner?