What the hell is "Symbian" . . . ?

Way to report fictitious news...

This phone seems like a bad reaction to the Storm (and Storm 2) bad press...

I was excited to play... I got home, installed, patched.... then it said my video card is incompatible.

There's gotta be something more important to develop than better 'useless technology'...

Streamlining inventory to save untold millions with RFID; or a super-mega-ultra CONSPIRACY!?!?!?!?!

Phoenix burns red < Blue Fire of star.

— Forward; office@....

OLED ships to stores the day after 3D dies... guaranteed.

Do they have an affiliate programme?

When marketing fails - retorts are king.

Dubai has long since admitted they're divesting in infrastructure... that the Burj was built in a time of gross excess. I doubt you'll see any building soar higher...at least not in Dubai.

This has been around for ever....

There was more than one Champ this year?

Manslaughter for deliberate murder and the subsequent obstruction of justice?

I tried to LAT (Live. Action. Tweeting.) this new technique and got a restraining order.

I think they need to feel what it's like to be the 'small guy' again.

I too, like UFOs too....

He should have said; "My computer was hacked and important information was compromised..." - to the police.

The Candwich is a metaphor for this guys life...