Oh wow hey guess what I did grow up with a gas stove that we had to manually light and I did have asthma, so maybe anecdote is not data.

I’m putting “Boebert pulls a gun on the House floor” on my 2023 Bingo card.

It might be a bit late, and I’m not going to listen to any podcasts so I may be missing the ick here, but from this write up it sounds like he is atleast reeling in the dickheaded stuff he could have said. I don’t doubt that some of that stuff still lives in his head but part of the point of sobriety is to give…

This is the largest MARVEL Lego set. It says so in various locations in the article. The death star isn't marvel. 

Any unloaded pickup with manual 4wheel drive. That way, you can f*ck around all you want with RWD, but once it gets serious, you engage 4 and you can get yourself out of almost any trouble.

I just might disagree with every choice on this list.

it’s no surprise that someone who has as dogshit an opinion as “Rogue One was a bad movie” is stuck in a career where they have to crowd source listicles.  

Yup. First pic that loaded totally summed it up. Note to staff: This is the kind of story that would be more than ok to use a slideshow for. A single slide slideshow. Other pics are unnecessary after that.

I have every album on practically all my listening devices and when I had heard he died, I sat down with a bottle of good stuff, put on my earphones and hit random.....and Life on Mars? was the first to hit out of something like 400 random Bowie songs.

David Live is a piece of shit. It barely even belongs on a list of David Bowie albums, never mind the top 20.

Why not just rank them all?

When Apple made mention of the [Dynamic Island] feature at its Far Out event, Android fans—myself included—immediately recognized the ability from an old LG smartphone released in 2018.

Dead longer than Saab,and it’s good enough people have built their own. Stellantis should dust off the tooling to really let LX go out with a bang.

Not sure “long dead” or “deserves” is applicable here but kinda surprised we haven’t seen a Hellcat Magnum.

LX Platform guy...

on paper the Whopper is a great burger. In execution, it is one of the worst ones out there, at least in my neck of the woods.

I’ve worked at McD’s, BK, Dunkins, and a number of other food service jobs, both chain and family owned while getting my education. If I have to choose a fast food place and I’m not a local, I’ll always go with McDonalds. Generally, the stores are better run, and the food safety rules are more closely adhered to. I…

All the BK’s in my town are actively falling apart and regularly staffed with maybe 1-2 people, if they even open. Versus all the McD’s which have all been recently remodeled and managed to keep their kitchens fully staffed.

I just want a round Apple Watch. A round boi. 

Your attitude is why Jalopnik is the way that it is now. No fun, disdainful, snarky, and downright elitist. No actual review or opinion other than “this thing that people like, well it sucks, because I said so”.