Go back to the part about a muzzle flash from a BB gun please?

I think the appeal of the story is its weirdness and ambiguity - and the masses of buildup paired with unsatisfying anticlimax is kind of part of that. Aside from that, interesting bits include:

How about yellow driving lights AND fogs?

I’m a fan of yellow fogs on anything, honestly...

I had no idea that Holy Grails were so common.

“all white male feminists are lying sacks of shit...” That seems a bit much donchathink?

Had to Google that. Damn I was hoping that was a real group I could be a part of.

No gods, no masters, all the gear, all the time.

I wish I could find a map as to what a 33 foot sea level rise would look like with no mitigation. 

So far, he’s given 53.8 billion dollars to charity. I don’t get the need of people to jump on him, either.

He’s not “hoarding” wealth. He created it. He founded what under his leadership became one of the largest software empires in history and a little thing called Windows which runs the vast majority of desktop computers. (Among other things.)

And unlike a lot of very rich people, he created a huge non-profit foundation…

It may be because I’m super-old, but one of the first things I remember about the Gates Foundation after it formed was all the mosquito netting it provided to countries in Africa and its dedication to family planning. This isn’t just another Bezos, folks, even if you do not like the man.

The key in that sentence is “when it comes to the very basics.” The exterior look and power systems are unchanged across the board.

Pretty sure the bullet points immediately after you stopped reading are relevant to all three trim levels.

You ignored the qualifier in the sentence. “when it comes to the very basics.” But this isn't about the sentence? Is it?

Because the only truck anyone needs is an El Camino, or maybe a Ranchero, and I can’t get them no more because of insecure little babies who keep on demanding bigger and bigger and stupider and bigger. Until then, ban all commuter trucks, mom mobiles and “but I use it for my boat once a year” trucks. All of them.

There must be a serious small penis epidemic that isn’t being adequately addressed by 911s.

Agreed. Fugly, nasty, can’t see around them, brutish - tools. Unfortunately many people who don’t NEED them (as tools) buy them and don’t know how to drive them. 

I’m an admitted fringe case, but I do.

People with little pee pees who need to haul a single 2x4 every 2 years.