Nice to hear of the changes, but man—I’ve lost all will to play anymore. A case of too little too late maybe?

These are all despicable. I wish I could use them all at once.

This isn’t nearly as big of a deal as the upcoming 2.0 patch that will basically redesign the whole game even for people who don’t have any of the expansions.

Still waiting for this amazing jersey to be available.
I know Blizzard said it will never be for sale, but I can hope.

It is Second Life 2.0. There’s no getting around it.

I’d like the same from Jezebel. I keep wanting to read about men who beat their brains in until they’re retarded but I keep getting stories about female empowerment and rape :(

Look at mista fancy device-guy over here...you think ya betta than me?

Is there any way to turn off these damn video game stories in my newsfeed when I come to Deadspin to get my (several times a day) dose of snarky sports reporting? To each his own man, but there couldn’t be anything further away from my interests than these stories....

I can’t imagine he meant B-52s. I’m not much of a military history gal but I do know most of them were dismantled or converted to conventional-only because of the New START Treaty.

Oh shit, one of Kirk’s 2018 prediction came true only a week after the podcast came out!

I did, more or less. Dying and being sent back to a checkpoint is not the same as being difficult. I started playing games when it was normal to have a couple of lives and then it was starting the game all over again.

WHAT YOU SAY!? THE GAME IS...

Currently only the first DS is receiving the engine upgrade. Not sure about the rest.

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At most you’ll break one of the Joy-Con. Dark Souls destroying Joy seems appropriate, anyway.

Or a great idea to make the Switch’s killer sales jump even higher. 3-4 switch sales for every one sale of Dark Souls.

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put Dark Souls on something easily throwable.

I couldn’t shoehorn it into the post so: don’t give up, skeleton!