“Black Mario”

No offense attended, as this is a awesome guide, but how can I filter this anime stuff out of my Kotaku feed? I was under the impression this was a video game website.

Meh, I just happen to save this quest for my vary last shrines and found it satisfyingly tough. But at that point, I just used a online guide.

Hey if it’s your bag cool, but at least when I played it a few months ago it was clearly rigged up as pay to play, and by play I mean - have a chance at a decent deck to play with. Or else, grind with a terrible deck.

I used the horses in this game for about 10 minutes. The controls are HORRENDOUS at least on WiiU. I would constantly veer off to one side or the other. Fast travel or nothing. Plus the fact that your horse can’t follow you anywhere. Bogus.

I largely agree with the rain sentiment, but it also teaches you to look for shelter and sleep it off.

I hope you review this game sometime soon. I LOVED Gwent in the Witcher 3, but the beta for this only lasted a few games before I realized I would need to spend somewhere around $40-$120 depending how lucky I was in order to build a decent deck. Noooooooo thank you!

Your friend drives a taxi while high? That’s rough dude, gross.

Wait, isn’t this a video game website? Also the oscars are shit, who cares.

Man, Kotaku jumped on this “take a shit on that real world Mario level” train like it was the last one leaving hell.

N64 and GameCube both had insanely glorious runs though, and I’m basing my statements off of the Wii and WiiU which... Just ultimately let me down when it came to amazing content. Mario and Zelda definitely showed up, but some of my favorite series never, ever came back in true form. (I almost got a WiiU for Pikmin 3…

gfx blows

Hmm, Zelda looks like it has a lot of fun dungeons, combat and collection, but the over-world looks really freaking boring. Like just blobs of land that somebody extruded from a flat 3D surface and didn’t bother to texture or add lushness to.

I can’t help but think this game suffers the most from its graphical…

You clearly didn’t grow up with Nintendo.

Lot of people in the post clearly have not watched any Conan outside of these Clueless Gamer sketches, the man is hilarious and actually very nice. A lot of his sketches, including Clueless, are pretty hit or miss IMO, but I appreciate the fact that they’re even being done at all.

You win!

OH SNAP!

Oh, is the Reddit Secret Santa thing not opt-in? I would think you would have to opt in if you could afford to participate, that way everyone who gives gets something too :)

Screw this game. Had I realized it was a super unforgiving multiplayer arcade racing game, I wouldn’t have bought it. Toad Rally is cool and all, but damn I am absolute trash at it, and thus the game feels worthless to me now.

Its easy to find peoples faults (perceived or imagined), but maybe this will help him to see the gold in people he’s always hated.