HAH! You’re funny. I work at a company that has medical insurance. I’m sorry if you don’t and I sincerely hope that you have access to that at some point. If you want me to feel bad about it... nah.

It isn’t really a “Scary” movie so much as a movie that instills dread. Maybe a few jump scares but nothing supernatural, no monsters (Except the white peopleeeeee), and some gore near the end.

I wouldn’t classify it as a horror movie, it’s more of a psychological thriller. Anyway, I enjoyed it and I don’t like horror movies either.

Two years then quits. Seems like a Palin tradition at this point.

“Countdown to Legal Age” timers have always been creepy, but what’s arguably worse is the fact that once they hit 18, suddenly no one even talks about them anymore. Like, did they actually lose interest in these girls once they became legal - or is it all just a “fun” joke to sexualize underaged girls?

I don’t get it.

If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.

why? I’m talking about shows written and produced by Michael Schur, which New Girl is not.

unlike my kitchen aid mixer which has fucked me more times than I can count.

I’m reading a lot of this kind of stuff in the comments. Do you guys actually like your significant others? It’s hard to believe when you find their interests, friends, etc boring and not worth your time.

I know you’re being pithy, but the man literally did everything he could do. The American people didn’t listen to him. We fucked up royally. He owes us nothing now. I hope he enjoys his retirement, and emigrates to New Zealand or somewhere amazing, and never gives two more thoughts about America’s fate.

Yeah, this is really bad commentary - it just gives Trump supporters reason to mock and criticize people who mock & criticize the Trumps and support the Obamas. Not only that, but it’s a publicly-published article. Just fuel for their fire.

I bet Michelle wanted to rip off Trump’s arm and beat him to death with it when he touched/pushed her.

He is never not inappropriate with the touching, and here he includes 2 bonus unnecessary pushes to guide Michelle over to Melania 

Bring a book?

Haven’t been there in a while, but the Blue Comet in the Philly suburb of Glenside, Pa., used to have a single, small television high above one end of the bar. It was never turned on and it was covered by a sign that read, “Talk to the person next to you.” I miss the Blue Comet.

But people looking at their phones wouldn’t distract me. A TV behind the person’s head that I’m trying to talk to does.

My wife worked in a neighborhood bar/restaurant for a few years. Which meant I drank in a neighborhood bar / restaurant for a few years.

1. How can one be “close to a virgin” 10 years after you started fucking?

A few thoughts: You are literally no fun at parties.

It reads like she didn’t even try to do anything a journalist would do, she gawked and then she left without engaging with anyone. It’s terribly disappointing to be reading this on Jez. I expected much better.