Yzerman was one of the best two way players ever. *drops gloves*

I’m OK with Gretzky having his number retired by the league but Lemeuix? What about Yzerman? Messier? Where does it end. Gretz is the GOAT and that’s that.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

When someone posts a video of Malarchuk - and they will - DON’T WATCH IT. Normally saying that might be construed as saying “I don’t mean it, you really should watch it” but no. Don’t do it. *scarred* (literally).

of all the Star Ocean games and they don’t bring back the best one (Second Story)

He has forgotten when Nate Diaz choked him out and he couldn’t deal with it and was gifted a rematch that he narrowly won.

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.

Seattle: The Quebec of the West

“Amortization schedules, how the fuck do they work? And I don’t wannna hear from no economist, y’all giving my jobs to foreigners and gettin’ me pissed.”

Ah, the History Channel- where America’s racist uncles go when Fox News makes them think too much.

Upside: at least no one put a MAGA hat on Brady at the end.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

“Jokes on you we’re already fucking our siblings”

I now look forward to seeing the old red white and blue being beaten by even the most hilariously tiny or inept soccer nations instead of just our fellow mediocre soccer nations.

I’d take Cleveland with a good job over Atlanta with a (relatively) bad one. Do you think he’s worried about having to pretend to like Dwight Howard?

I honestly cannot decide which is worse: Cleveland or Atlanta.

As opposed to demonstrably false or inaccurate statements, followed by attacks on fact checkers?

This was first reported on at lunch yesterday. Took more than 24 hours for Jezebel to give a damn. I know, I know: it doesn’t play into their “narrative.” Still tho.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.