He didn't make a basketball move

"free agent!"

I bet he regrets that shit now

We lost to Denmark's Jozy?

I aim low- don't embarrass us.

"Sign him!" -MLS

If he is found innocent do you think he will get a statue like Ray Lewis?

Yeah I don't think I want tuna salad anymore- A lions fan

Brand new 6,00,000 more fetch quests!

Did anyone expect any of these dudes to actually get signed?

If the browns get picked it'll be the first time I actually watch Hard Knocks. I'm not a Browns fan but this is a train wreck I can't miss.

Step aside Philly Sports Fans, we have a new champion.

One of the few players on the Spurs young enough to still use his Bonner without medication.

Wouldn't that make him Bi? What is the difference?

Wow so they aren't all assholes?

And now everyone is going to remember who Lil B is for about 10 minutes.

They either win or they will sick the University cops on them

The Cowboys are just curious when they can sign him.

I didn't know Suge Knight was a firefighter.

let's move the world cup to Bhutan.