that borscht looks good, but.. what is that slice of white bread doing there? eww.. go rye or go home.

Simcha, I feel your pain. But nobody is saying your grief is not valid. His death shocked the community and lots of people, including children, wanted to pay respects this way. If you grieve differently that's okay too. There are so many ways to grieve. My sister and I look at pictures and videos of my son and I…

First of all, as noted in the post, Chiwetel Ejiofor is not "African American." He is British. Second, I am not a "fucking millennial." Pull yourself together.

Keeping with the creepy Evangelical theme, my friend pinned this. I dub the style "folk Orwellian."

Given the way penguins store food and hold eggs on their feet, can they just act as their own U-hauls after the second date?

I still think we're dodging this issue of penguins chilling with polar bears, which mocks both God AND Darwin.

everyone is wrong. there is no santa. there is only the krampus, and it really doesn't matter if he's black or white because he will eat you.

Responding only to nip this shit in the bud:

I'll steal a line from In the Loop and say to this asshole: "Fuckity bye!"

You are missing the point of fat acceptance. It is not "bad health acceptance." Food choices/intake, activity level, lifestyle choices and even health need to be separated from self esteem. You can have self confidence if you want to, regardless of whether others agree. You can hate obesity (in unhealthy cases) yet…

Jón Páll Sigmarsson is the best ever ok!

That put things in perspective. I've been beating myself up over that detail.

It doesn't matter. Calling yourself slutty isn't consenting to anything. Him pointing that out is the same thing as saying "well your skirt was short and your cleavage was out, so you were asking for it."

I'm really enjoying this level-headed linguistics corner of the room.

Why the hell does it matter if people eat unhealthy foods, are overweight, and don't exercise, though? It is not hurting you, even if you believe it's hurting them. It still doesn't give anyone the right to shame them, or talk negatively about their appearance just because they're overweight, or to concern troll them…

Yea, it's just so sad that all these Asian people are getting plastic surgery to look white.

Not every woman who knows how to apply makeup is a totem for some guy's unresolved high school anxiety.

Did Leo Bloom and Max Bialystock produce this film?

You have got to be kidding. Wake up - it's 2012. There are a zillion women gamers out there.