Strangest damn greeting. Man-made. It's new!

I liked his one in "Eyes Wide Shut" best.

I've also tried to get reliably-performing wireless back (a.k.a. L & R surround) speakers (thankfully in a secondary system). It's definitely technology that isn't quite there yet (and perhaps never will be).

Unfortunately, it may turn out that on vacation he tweets more.

And the most currently politically accurate of all of them: "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!"

They're still doing some — recently, they're audio-only riffing on individual episodes of Game of Thrones.

I've never heard the Joker, Riddler or Scarecrow use any of those words.

I used it as well, albeit an hour after bfred. Kudos to your grammar nazi cred, Broccoli — I had forgotten the idiom referred to the straps on horses.

Lots of people opining that this is exactly what John Kelly is for — to "reign in" Trump.

Splunge?

Well, so much for that.

And next time you'll get more than a dildo in the head!

I think that was actually an Outer Limits one.

Dear Mooch -

And who let it be known in social media that your use of profanity disqualifies your point of view from serious consideration, forever.

When you switched from one computer to another, I'm surprise iTunes didn't say "Do you want to delete the iPod's contents and copy over this library."

Since you need iTunes to populate the classic, I'd make a backup of the library there, which is considerably easier.

That would be the phosphoric acid; the same amount as in regular Coke. (And far more than in Diet Coke.)

How dare he! Major Lady Suffragette will be hearing about this!

I'm a fan of Coke Zero (the vanilla version in particular), but if this turns out to mean "we're eliminating the aspartame and replacing it with some weird, monstrous sucralose/stevia hybrid" then I'm all for it.