Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

Today's announcement doesn't just leave me speechless. It truly makes me wonder how any person with dark skin can live in this country and trust that the systems and institutions that make it so great will work for them. Then you sum it up far too pointedly.

Bet that looked AMAZING in first person.

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

Cue the race-baiting, preemptive attacks on anybody who might critique the article's premise.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

So I just live my life and try to stay positive, and try to become a better person each and every day.

Obsessive in almost a drug addict junkie type way.

how do I get in contact with this guy? I will trade trade naked pictures of my bitch... Here's a sample from one night where we went on a walk across a bridge and then she was all tired and laying around...

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

Oh, THANK YOU. "Diva" is SO overused these days. Any beotch with a microphone and a sliver of attitude is a "diva". Thanks though for mentioning a true and superb diva: Diana. (Actually that's Miss Ross to you!)

So she sings and dances?

She has almost nothing to do with "her" music. She is not a musician. She is a performer that is fed focus-group-tested rhythms lyrics.

Beyonce is wildly overrated.

That's a generous estimate I imagine

This pretty much sums up the problem with (some) cops. This guy is pants-shittingly terrified of just the presence of unarmed citizens. He's waiving his gun around like he was in the middle of the jungle and the rest of his platoon had just been killed by the VC and he was just waiting to be taken or to have his…

Does anybody think it's odd that the Mayor of Ferguson's name seems to have never come up in any of this? Turns out he's apparently a 31-yo Republican and ex-Ferguson PD officer:

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?