There is nothing about this story that I understand:

Based on my experience, I figured their business model was surreptitiously changing the default search engine on my browser.

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

So overpriced, I would't pay more than $65 for "Fortune Cookie Accordion" or $70 for 'Brown Bag Fist.

she would appeal any cat decision "on the question of whether a cat is capable of love."

Pretty ironic considering some might also call into question whether an attorney is capable of love.

I hate this kind of crap. Why can't that attorney like dogs WITHOUT hating cats? What the hell is this idiocy? I (*gasp*) like cats without hating dogs! HOW DO I DO IT? DO I EVEN EXIST?

The attachment rule is a good rule. Our dog, however, will fuss and wiggle around until he finds a position that allows him physical contact with both my husband and me, and gives us martyred eyes if we are both home and we propose only one of us take him on a walk. Clearly we have to stay together at least as long as…

It does not mean the university wishes to cause survivors of sexual assault distress.

If you don't want to endorse someone's views without stepping on his freedom of expression, give him a soapbox and stick him in the Quad with the rest of the kooks.

Oh my god is this a bar association in Hell?

I don't buy the "inviting him to speak isn't an endorsement of his views" bullshit. Would they be making the same argument if they'd invited someone who'd said something more controversial than what is a pretty ubiquitous view that rape isn't that big of a problem?? I think this speaks to the fact that universities…

I've heard him speak, he was paid probably an obscene amount of money to come talk for a charity function for our local bar association. Let that digest.

The waiter approached.

I'm gay, and I find him and his sex scenes SO HOT, but literally since the first episode I was like "yeah, but like he can't ind a significant bangable gay witness in EVERY episode" and then every preceding episode I was like "I guess he....yup...I guess he can"

I'm watching this through my fingers and my urgent question, which I just screamed aloud to anyone who will listen (potential audience: husband, 2 cats, maybe a ghost), is WHY DON'T THEY SHOW THE EMPTY HOLE AT THE END? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY THE BEST BIT.

Thank you, Mark.

Why don't people think this is true of humans? I want to die by euthanasia, and I have no problem telling people about it. I have had this thought since I was about 15, which was bloody controversial then and landed me in two therapy sessions before the shrink was eventually like, "Hey, this kid's got a point."

I've worked with animals my whole career and this is what I tell people who are struggling with whether to put an animal to sleep: It's a gift to offer euthanasia to our pets when they are suffering or have a poor quality of life. Pets are not capable of understanding why they are in pain, or why they must undergo a…

Of course, that would result in most pets never being adopted in the first place, and a whole lot of younger and healthier animals getting euthanized as a result.

From my point of view - better that I adopted my cat from the county shelter and gave him several years of a happy and healthy life. If I can't afford…