So, if one person asked you, you were going to start shooting? Because chowder doesn’t really come in a bucket, and nobody from NE would ever eat shitty Houston chowder.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

People that think Bernie cost Hillary the election are just like Trump claiming 3 million illegal aliens voted against him. Wishful thinking bullshit that props up their worldview. It makes as much sense to say that Bernie would have beaten Trump if the ‘it’s her turn’ crowd at the DNC hadn’t rigged the game in her…

You had so many good headline options, Samer.

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

The GOP can approve all of these without the Dems help.

So we can expect you at the next Farmworkers march right? Or the next immigrations march? Or at Standing Rock (which IIRC, you did not attend?).

It’s their fault they detained him (do you really think he was free to leave?)

It’s their fault they surrounded asked a guy accused of stealing a tape measure and had him put his hands over his head. (I’ve talked to officers on three occasions after similar situations of wandering places...Never once was I detained,…

Wow, how did that kid get ahold of Trump’s speech?!

Shady cop 101.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

Not a Cam Newton fan by any stretch of the imagination, but sweet pogo hopping Christ. Fuck the NFL.

Fuck, this comment section is Deadspin at its absolute worst. Fuck everyone here who thinks Mixon was in the right, or that his reaction was understandable.

It is pretty black and white to me. If the dude can withstand 6'4" 300 pound beheamouths trying to kill him on a weekly basis he can probably handle a slap from a 5'7" fake tittied drunk Oklahoma girl.

I can’t believe you guys are spending time on this when there is a pizza parlor in DC tha

Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

Please don’t take this as my defending McQueary in any way, but do you know the percentage of people who will do nothing when they witness something like this? It’s pretty damn high. Basically everyone says “Oh yeah, I would stop it,” but in the moment your brain doesn’t work that way. I know this because I was…

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.