This is a big deal beyond this fake sports league. I am really hesitant for my kids to play games online specifically because of the misplaced profanity and racism. Note, I’m not opposed to well-placed profanity.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

ISAIAH THOMAS LOSES SISTER —-> SCORES 33 POINTS

ZACH WERENSKI GETS A BOOBOO ON HIS EYE —-> OUT FOR THE SEASON

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

real glad the color man makes a point to bring up twitter so that he can EMPHATICALLY LET US ALL KNOW THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE IT

did this ever really happen or are people misremembering it? Is this proof of a parallel universe?

Ignorance is Bliss.

HELLO THERE FELLOW YOUTH HOW ABOUT THAT MUSICAL PERFORMANCE ARTIST WE ARE ALL ENJOYING LATELY? ISN’T SLANG THE BEST? SPORTS LIKE GOLF ARE FOR THE ELDERLY WHO NEED TO BE PUT INTO INFIRNMENT CAMPS AT BEST OR ROUNDED UP VIA BULLDOZER AND DRIVEN TO EITHER ONE OF THE COASTS (DEPENDING ON LOCATION) AND THEN PUSHED INTO THE…

That shot was such a relief to see, because boy was that flagrant foul call terrible.

Stassi: Any advice for me in the majors?

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

Okay sure but can we all agree that music these days oh fuck it’s happening to meeee! Aahhhao842o34fflkfjkEFLKSEf

That’s kind of a disturbing way to talk to someone.

Wait. What’s wrong with “Fuck no.”?

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

this looks familiar...

And if you don’t drive sober, don’t worry, because Bill Self will talk to the cops for you

#Elite.08

given the team’s shooting % I would hope he was planning on using a rope.