*spits out coffee*

Olds died years ago 

What would I like to see it in? A Mazda 6 Tourer, sold in the US.

Went to Zuffenhausen for Euro delivery in October 2018. Stayed in Germany driving around wonderful roads for 9 days. High points were back roads through the Black Forest, a derestricted piece of the autobahn (https://jalopnik.com/this-dead-end-highway-in-germany-is-probably-the-fastes-1827833625), and of course, a…

Many moons ago, my cousin inherited the grandparents’ (year?) Buick Electra 225. By the time he got it it was already pretty well hammered. He soon found a boat anchor somewhere and mounted it directly to the rear trunk lid. He also found a captain’s sea hat and he wore that whenever he drove Das Boot. He always wore…

A friend of mine had a 440 Imperial. There was a lot of nautical terminology thrown about when driving it. Stuff like “coming about”.

These are incredible numbers from a stock turbo. My guess is, with an aftermarket tune, and a larger turbocharger, this car might do two seconds, flat. I’m not sure how much these turbos are tuned for low-end, off the line torque, but my gut tells me with a quarter mile time like that, they have to come on boost…

“Hi, I owe 27k on my car, and that’s too expensive! I’d like to buy a car for $28k to lower my payment.”

Then go to a fucking racetrack or autocross. Don’t do that shit on an uncontrolled street.

There is a time and a place for everything. Car shows are not the time nor place for stupid human tricks in cars.

In my neighborhood about 50% of garages are just junk storage spots. Mine is spotless and heated. After a snow storm, the clean car goes out, snowy car in, heat on. I don’t understand why people store stuff in the garage. We all have attics and basements and a lot of people have sheds. How much more stuff can you have?

As soon as I saw the title pic, I couldn’t help but feel like it could have been a modern day Subaru SVX.

Pedantically, however, they are not. And petty pedantry was the purpose of my post (unintentional alliteration)

See, I would go to that church. I would make t-shirts for that church. I would run their instagram page.

No way I’d let my kids read that smut...it was written by 2,000-year-old edgelords!

Lol! Compares a derogatory term for coitus with white supremacy and racism. Both of those things are definitely equally destructive.

I would have loved to see this in the States, but unfortunately conservative evangelical Christians would have their grannie bloomers in a twist. They still think “damn” is a naughty word that will shrivel your soul and make you tip-toe through the tulips with the devil.