pfftmyke
also known as Myke
pfftmyke

What is the pay grade of space janitor?

Same thing has happened to me many times playing KSP. That's the same,  right? 

All I want is a solid axle, 4x4 Tahoe with a 4.3L, 6 speed auto, and vinyl floors. No extras. Just a basic, tough SUV that's easy to clean and no fancy bullshit.

I’d like to introduce you to my 4.3L Silverado 6 speed auto with vinyl floors and cloth seats and pretty much nothing else except a radio and manually engaged 4x4.

You should check out the fuel economy of the sailboat too, although admittedly it's cruising speed is much lower. 

Mom always liked practical, fun cars, preferably manual, but my favourite car of hers was a metallic white 1996 Volvo 850T Premium wagon.

Man, dat car bra tho.

Ugh.

For real.

“I’m over here wishing for a day when a corporate fuckup stops costing human lives.”

Challenger Ute.

My grandfather just recently sold his Porsche tractor. It was quite the beauty, and the topic of many holiday conversations.

That's gotta be like, a 25% performance increase. Well worth it!

Are you guys still drunk from your silly American Thanksgiving? 

Alright, I got beef.

Sometimes you just need to kick back, relax, and stomp some noobs.”

J turn is basic snow driving 101.

Rockauto.com

Yeah but you can rebuild the rest of the car for pocket change.

The build up, and eventual complete let down of the GT86 is one of my top 10 life disappointments. Besides my own birth.