Someday I’ll own a Mark III, someday.

I, for one, welcome our new squid overlords. 

So, what's with the kitchen knife?

They ain’t so bad anymore. The bass got to ‘em. Turns out they are a really good snack! Yay nature!

Mountain Pass Performance right here in Toronto, all sorts of suspension goodies and track bits. He's always working on new things too. Sasha is choice. 

One of the many reasons why freshwater boats are preferred over saltwater boats.

Someones gotta say it...

Our highschools were overrun with mid to late 90's Cavaliers and Sunfires.

Today I learned that Muslims the world over have been taking busses, ships, and specially chartered planes to Mecca for centuries.

USA! USA!

TIL that Workhorse existed at all.

If you could take the new Ford 7.3L and put it in anything, what would it be? 

Fitting the window shaker in the back window was a bit too fancy eh. 

Volvo 240 obv

I’d say guess, but it currently looks like astroturf and sadness.

First! Maybe? Happy summer, Kristen and jalopnik staff!

A lot of folks in my neck of the woods developed various cancers from what they used to crop dust the potato fields with back in the day. They used to fly over houses and roads and all the locals just used to get covered with it.

This is pretty much exactly what I would expect. It doesn’t need high hp numbers. It needs durability, longevity, consistency.

Not gonna lie. Thought seat was vagina. 

A well thought out response deserves a star, especially a response to a comment with so much tongue in cheekiness, and also because you didn’t just call me moran who hates America.