I knew there was another square engine out there, just couldn't remember who made it!

Could you even imagine never needing decarbonising?!

Man, buzzkill. 

So the question is, do they really have 90 million empty cans, or is that yet another lie?

Which is precisely what people should be using trucks for.

Ever been to Canada?

Ha! Another Simpsons reference!

Hey Dave,

My life. 

They have to be tall to fit an obnoxiously large emblem on the tailgate. 

1st gear:

I want there to be a joke about actual Beta motorbikes. Just not sure how to frame it. 

Lame

This situation has crazy emotionally unregulated bitch written all over it. I say this from experience. The handwriting, the neighbour Police, the keying.

“It didn’t scan so it's free."

I detest that shit on autotrader and buy/sell sites.

Sometimes people get complacent and their balls get bigger than their brains. That’s when accidents happen. Storms brew up quick on the Lakes and catch unprepared people off guard.

I’m well aware. I race on Georgian Bay every Wednesday and have grown up sailing here. I don’t ever turn my back on the weather and don’t take that shit for granted. 

It really is humbling.

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