pfftmyke
also known as Myke
pfftmyke

The joke is that GM actually did that, right?

That, and all the calls from their pickup truck-less friends that need help moving. 

Ooh ooh I got this one!!

You know, when you’re at your buddy’s hunt camp and you’re all drinking beyond the reasonable limit and Dale comes out from the shed with an old chair, proceeds to throw a piece of plywood on the fire, them throws the chair on top, then Jim bets he can sit on that chair longer than you bet he can.

Woah, what’s that SVX like on propane?

Honestly, I’m having a hard time exactly describing how much this disturbs me. It would take a whole lot of drugs and liquor for me to have fun in that human excrement landfill.

You do what you gotta do sometimes.

This is a correct statement. People slap shit exhausts on all sorts of engines and they end up sounding like crap in a can.

Hey man, give him a break. After all, his goat ate his homework. 

:(((((((

This is a very simple vehicle. He fixed the frame. Make sure the engine worked. It has mirrors, headlights, turn signals, and a plethora of new parts. It’s just looks like a pile of shit. It is a pile of shit, but the only issue has been this brake issue that just came up and he isn’t driving it until it gets fixed.

Man, there are some real negative no fun nancys around here eh? Maybe then should get off jalopnik and get back to knitting class. 

No u

Wait.

Counterpoint.

10/10

My life is now complete. I’ve seen every meme I’ve needed to see.

Wait, he's not dead yet?!

WITNESS ME!