An hour ago I watched helplessly as my kid fell backward off our back step and heard the conk when her head hit the concrete. She’s absolutely fine. I called the on-call nurse from her doctors’ office who told me what to look out for, but she’s been her usual self. I just am still shaking. I truly have never been so…

Eh. If Al Franken is the price dems pay for NOT being the party that harbors sexual harassers, I’m okay with it.

Ding ding ding!

I feel like this article is why we can’t have nice things. :( 

Plus, she wouldn’t even do a whole month. She’d report in and then they’d bounce her because the jails are overcrowded. 

I don’t know if these are harmless, but I have a couple of favorite family lies. There was a period when it seemed like everyone in my family got really into ancestry and verifying family legends. My dad is an attorney and a lot of the older family members relied on him to verify things for them. The sweetest being my…

“Doing Jell-O shots and shooting guns.” Sounds like a responsible gun-owner to me!

Yeah, and now I’m like “for sure I’m going to vote with my vagina from now until the end of time you motherfuckers.” Not sorry.

There are doulas who will guide a patient through the process of getting an abortion, but it’s a fairly recent phenomenon. I think they’re for patients who really have no support system otherwise and they’re usually volunteering their time. It’s still incredibly gross and clearly uninformed. 

This is the correct take.

For real. You can’t do “bitch stole my look” without seeing the lewks. And frankly, I refuse to google “trump wedding.”

It was actually Bitch Sesh. I think it’s way funnier. 

I heard a Housewive’s pundit (yes! so!) describe it as being like getting Al Capone on tax evasion. She’s done a lot of shady stuff in the past that the rest of the cast couldn’t quite nail her on, and now that they’ve got her dead to rights, they’re all going in. 

Fascism and Nazism are on the rise everywhere, including Europe. She’s not wrong to point it out, she’s wrong to say it like it’s happening in a vacuum. Maybe it’s easier for McCain to point to Europe and say “that’s scary” because she doesn’t want to admit that it’s also really fucking scary here (and that her dad…

Here to pile on the good vibes. I had a baby that was transverse at 36 weeks and was also asked to schedule a C-section. I did all the spinning babies stuff previously mentioned, went to a chiropractor who specifically understood the Webster Technique and got a pregnancy massage. TADA! Baby was head down by 37 weeks…

Hard agree. I have a 14 month old. I’ve traveled with her (alone) at 3 months, 6 months, and 10 months. And each successive time has been harder. I’m always prepared for people do be such assholes to me (and her) but so far it hasn’t been too awful. I think people see that you’re trying your best and give you the…

If he were forced to pay out every penny he’s ever made, it still wouldn’t be enough to ease the pain he’s caused these families. Is there a way that spreading this misinformation and causing harassment/harm could get him sent to jail? Seriously up for some medieval type shit to be visited upon him.

I puzzled over whether that line was sarcasm or not for much longer than I should have. I’ve come to believe that Splinter really hates Democrats. 

This is my dream scenario. I’ve been thinking about it since Nov. 9, 2016. 

My husband and I are seriously discussing the logistics of kidnapping this kid and carving MAGA into his forehead (Inglorious Basterds style). Interested parties can apply for participation below.