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Hudson hawk!

God, these people are all too young.

Huh. You have 7300 comments, and you're saying I have more time to kill than you? oof. That's a stretch.
And looking at your history, seems you do a fair bit of preaching and berating yourself. So yeah… feel free to piss off.

Ah, this is a good point. hmmmm.

Who's berating who? I'm just saying it's pointless (pretty much like Twitter in general - as I explain below, it's pretty much taken over by spambots and noise), not insulting or attacking, you're the one going after me on a personal level.

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Disagree. Had I made my prior comment on Twitter, I'd hazard that nobody would have responded. Wouldn't have even made a blip in that vast Twitter ocean. But here, we're on the verge of being able to call this a "back and forth," and that's certainly more meaningful.

But to be fair, Twitter, with all its the spambots and noise, seems even more pointless than here.
And besides, who am I insulting? I'm providing terse commentary on how people use their time, not name calling. Like, it'd be totally different if I said something like "yeah! Bannon looks like someone took a…

This ain't twitter, genius.

You mean commenting on an article I'm reading together with all my avclub friends?
Yeah, it's a close second, which makes it totally worthwhile.

I can't imagine doing anything more pointless than shouting out insults into the Twitter vortex.

It'll be great to see another pillar of my childhood sanitized and remade with CGI and product tie-ins.
Goddammit.

You're a standup dude. I salute you. And your prior point is well taken.

Just saving lives, man. You know those well-intentioned people who incessantly tell their friends to stop smoking get a lot of flak, but that doesn't make them wrong, and it doesn't mean that they don't make a difference. Same deal here. If I can convince even one person to stop eating that shit and thereby save…

True. Though, to be fair, this post is about pizza and mentions Chicago and pizza in the same sentence. Reckon that makes it fair game.

If you ate Chicago pizza and barfed it up in a bag, and offered me the option of eating a Chicago pizza or the bag of your barf, I'd say "get me a spoon."

That and they're probably pissed about being obese from eating all that fat on carbs on fat on carbs on fat topped with chunky tomato soup.

THE worst thing about Chicago isn't the gun violence or the local economy or the corruption or the fact it's a total has-been. It's the pizza. Get rid of the pizza, and I tend to think everything else will sort itself out.