Good example.

Yes I was actually, not that it really matters as history majors hardly have unanimous views about any historical event or time period. What part are you challenging here? That defying the founding fathers is ill-advised, that they feared direct democracy or that the slavery played a part in the motivation for the…

I just feel actively bad all the time

I am not a big fan of pageants, but I think, given that they exist and will probably continue to exist for some while, there’s nothing wrong with using a pageant as a forum to spread a message of inclusivity. A lot of people who watch pageants are probably the same people who have never met a Muslim and only know them…

A) fuck off b) no shit it’s happening, my useless hope has to do with it fucking changing something. C) stop being such a dick. You could have told me to be hopeful or something but instead you read about me being physically sick to my stomach and you decided to be a major ass. Am I somehow more worthy of your ‘tude…

Get some Depends. We’re in for a wild ride.

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

His dick, and his hands! And your hands too, for good measure.

False equivalency, since that involves the hypothetical child hurting someone else.

Old men are the worst with their reactions to shit like this. They are never the problem in their minds, that’s for sure. A few years go, one of my husband’s older relatives kept putting his hand on my thigh and I asked him to stop. He told me it was nothing and I needed to “grow up.” I was 28 at the time and I don’t…

What galls me is that the Dixie Chicks were burned at the stake for saying that they are ashamed that GWB is from Texas, but Ted Nugent and others are calling for Obama and Hillary to be literally killed and that’s totally fine with the Dixie Chicks haters.

This is a crazy ass racist story. And the narrator is a turd himself.

Hahahaha, could be. Back around Christmas, I had made a comment on Reddit and a user there replied with... “Mom?” I just thought it was a joke and a minute later, my son was in my doorway and asked, “Do you use Reddit?” Oh, man. The internet is a small place sometimes.

I had been dating this guy for a few months, and after a relative’s funeral, I met him for drinks (beer and wings). We went back to my place, eventually went to sleep, and I woke up in the middle of the night and was immediately violently ill. No time to even turn my head. I threw up chicken wings and beer all over…

Could he suck anymore at reading off a teleprompter?! Damn, at least try to make it sound genuine. 

Yeah, this “apology” is bullshite. An apology does not include a “Yeah BUT so and so did this.” A sincere apology is a form of humbling yourself, and not bringing up anyone else’s actions.

I saw Ted Cruz in the bathroom once. That was disturbing.

Sorry to burst your condescension and faux indignation bubble but the only thing it says about them is that they probably don’t pre-screen tweets from established politicians. I doubt it was put on the air intentionally, which is why it’s so amusing.

My wife has an extensive dildo collection. When we first started dating (early 20s) she would wash them in the kitchen and just keep them in the drying rack. I said “you know, why don’t you dry them in the tub behind the curtain or something”. She said “cause nobody visits my apartment but you”. Fast forward a few…

This is some dumb-ass, straight people shit.