Ok, yell at me for violating Pinkham’s law all you want, but Bourbon and Scotch are types of whiskeys. What he did would be the equivalent of going into a pet store, asking for a mammal, and ridiculing someone for bringing out a dog or a cat. Sorry, but that guy is a moron.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

I own 3 stethoscopes, and used all of them during the course of my bedside nursing career. I bought the first one when I was accepted into nursing school, since it was part of the “required uniform” for student nurses. If I showed up to clinicals without it, I would be sent home. When I graduated and accepted a…

I just love your username. And pancakes. And politeness.

My brother (Jewish) was dating a Catholic girl with a lovely and welcoming family. They invited him to Easter, where they customarily served ham. But they wanted to be accommodating to his beliefs (not that it matter because he was not observant and did not keep kosher, but they didn’t know that). So, when the whole…

OMG OMG LINDY! Yes, nails it.

You think you’re entitled to hit on women you work with, asshole. Case closed.

Here’s the Burning Man live stream. Looks amazing.

The GOP is the VA’s main problem... Due to a number of Republican led mandates, the VA is supposed to be cutting costs, routinely doesn’t have access to the funding they are promised, and are required to jump through dozens of hoops to obtain the supplies and personnel they need (can only use “approved” vendors,…

My husband got carded for beer not too long ago. We live in Germany, where you only have to be 16 to buy beer, and I’ve literally never seen anyone carded before. He was 32 at the time.

It was 1979. The principal actually told her that she should be “flattered”, as that meant Ricky liked her. She didn’t know what the word flattered meant but she sure knew bullshit when she smelled it.

I’m suing Denise

You probably should not be discussing what their dicks look like while you’re at work, because it’s not appropriate! Sexual harassment is a thing, whether you think it is or not.

Yep, there’s a war on fetuses, Christians, and gun owners. Everyone else has it goooooood.

As a recovered bulimic, I’d much rather hear a silly joke about it than read about my friends Fitbits or their clean eating plans or their Shake-ology lifestyle.

“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

Thirteen for me!

Hahaha I love that! My mom’s maiden name is - no joke - Loser. Pronounced “low-sure.” She played a lot of sports growing up and had to deal with constant taunting. And my grandpa was all offended when my uncle added an I to his last name to avoid all that for his own kids! Side note: my mom was also almost named Gay.…

My mom did the same goddamn thing. I think I was 14. He told her I was not. Asshole was wrong, too.

My mom and I had a rough time in high school. I had a hair-trigger temper that came directly from her. We were in the car arguing about... nothing important, probably, when she was getting really mad that I was insisting on holding a packet that had my competitive dance photos in it while we argued. (We use sign…