This just in: Supreme Court Justices have opinions.

I told a joke to my old boss once. He was Catholic, I am Catholic, I figured he would enjoy it: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

She wasn't a professor or instructor, so she didn't have students, but I'm sure she dealt with students who did have that issue.

At least show an actual EastBurn grilled cheese and not a Denny's one. I don't know why that matters given the story, but I feel surprisingly strongly about it.

wow, thanks so much for the hearty mansplanation of maternity leave! You're right, taking time off to shove a watermelon out of my cooter IS just a delicious, wonderful choice I'm making - just like a man wanting to backpack through Europe! In fact, I really planned badly by not having my husband do the whole…

And yet, somehow, pretty much every other industrialized nation in the world manages it.

If this guy is in Toronto, I definitely encountered him when I was online dating. And unless there are two guys with almost identical ridiculous lists of dealbreakers, this is definitely that Torontonian. My brush with fame.

yes, incarcerating victims makes zero sense and lets be clear, most prostitutes are victims.

It wasn't an intentional confession, but it was a confession. If we lived in a world in which people understood the difference between consent and surrender, anyway.

You're wrong on both. When I tended bar in a popular upscale place in NYC I had to have two min wage sales jobs just to make ends meet.

If you got paid in 85% dollar bills you'd have a fat wad of cash too.

Not quite the same, but my brother used to work at this burrito place with a bunch of highschoolers, none of which needed the job, they were all from well off families that knew the owners. You know, the kids who only have jobs because mommy an daddy think it'll build character to see how the "less fortunate" people…

In addition, the donor form also designates whether you've had sex with a man, who has in his past has sex with another man. Thus putting into question the donation options of persons whose male partner has had a same sex relationship in the past.

Much Words. Such Smugness. Wow.

Result: a handful of pot smokers who are probably self-medicating for pain, anxiety, or insomnia get jerked around and miss out on crucial welfare benefits while users of cocaine, meth, heroine, etc. stop using for a couple of days before the test and come up clean, and the alcoholics (ie the most dangerous and…

Fuck the haters! I think cupcakes are awesome, the more twee the better!

The entire point is that society should not be sexualizing girl boobs to the point of requiring them to stay covered in public. The purpose of the body normalization movement described in the article is to change that societal outlook. Therefore, all you're saying is "the thing against which this movement arrays…

(1) Actually, breasts serve ONE major function for women: feeding babies. Many women don't have sensitivity in their breasts, and the sexual enjoyment is wholly their partner's. Yes, pleasing someone you're with is pleasurable, but it doesn't mean female breasts have a universally sexual function for women. It is…

You said "the most sexual part." Now you're moving your goalpost. I also think your claim that "the majority" believe breasts are primarily a sexual body part is specious and unsupported. Maybe the majority of men believe that, but that's not a majority of people.

If you had Googled "gynecomastia," you'd see that…

Oh, I finally get it! Yeah, I wouldn't drink random beers that were holding up menus on the bar that I hadn't ordered. But have you guys ever had ColPaC cheese? It's not bad but it's kind of bland.