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I think most people who comment on the internet are just dickbags who like hurting people. I would also like to point out that most of them have the time to hang out on news articles commenting all day - why can that be? Well either 1. they stay at home too, or 2. they're fuck offs at their desk jobs.

My boyfriend (a mechanical engineer) told me the other day he was considering being an Uber driver when I was working nights, because he mostly ends up sitting home with the cats those days.

I will admit to stealing toilet paper from the university instead of buying it, but that is because they had all my money in the form of tuition anyway. I don't think that's super quirky, I think it's passive aggressive about tuition costs. But a fucking pee towel? *gag*

Yes! I wanted to point that out, too. It's ridiculous.

Education.

I was much more upset the time my mom found a metal twisty tie in her food. Now THAT actually would have caused damage if swallowed. A baggie of weed? Not so easy to swallow accidentally.

It makes me a little sad cupcakes/cake get such a bad rep. It is a hobby of mine, largely because I am terrible at drawing, painting, and writing. But it is rewarding to make things, especially things you know people will enjoy. Admit it. If a friend made you a tiny bird cake that they also put effort into making

I just had to order a new license because my purse was stolen. I did it online, because that is available in my state and then I didn't have to drive to the secretary of state without a license. I couldn't figure out how to change my weight online, so it still says I'm the 120 I was when I was 17 before unlimited dorm

That is because if you make it yourself, you can literally make it from equal weights in marshmallows and powdered sugar. Also a little water and some vanilla extract. I like to add a few drops of butter rum flavoring, myself.

I make my own fondant from scratch, and that shit is delicious. It's not even difficult. Wilton, I just don't understand you.

I visit Stratford often (you can probably guess why), and I've never seen dolls like that there either. I also wouldn't call it a small town. It's got some pretty major stuff going on.

Personally, I love the idea of just giving people money for honey moons. That is what a friend of mine did. She is working on a PhD, and has had to move her husband around a lot based on that and family things. So he hasn't been able to find an amazing stable job. Basically - they don't have much money. They also

For example, a friend of mine was having bad reactions to wheat containing products but does not have Celiac Disease. What she eventually found out she has is an allergy to yeast. She didn't have health insurance and that's not something you would just guess, so it took her a while to figure it out (also she did

At my job all events have an automatic 18% gratuity added. More or less are not options.

Eh, both, really. 1946-1964 counts as the baby boomer generation. My parents were born in '46 and '50. I'm 23 and just graduated from undergrad last year.

Ah, okay. I see where you are coming from. I was ready to get offended when you said she should "be on" birth control. Pills and implantables aren't for everyone. But now I read her essay and I think that's pretty strange as well. You would think someone who works as an abortion counselor would do something additional

Where does it say she didn't use any form of birth control?

You could probably sell your pants. If you were so inclined.

Word to the wise - if it hurts on one mucous membrane, it will probably hurt on the rest of them too.